Sunday, June 9, 2013

H-Sutra of Corporate World - 4

So your appraisal is done!!

Regardless of whichever rating you've got, give your ass a break for next eight months and ensure that you take tens of initiative in the last four month before appraisal.

No one remembers the past!!

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

इब्तदा न कोई इसकी न कोई इम्तहा है!!

वुसुअत--आफाक1 जेहेन--इंसानी2 के बस की बात नहीं
विज्ञान के परे का ज्ञान इसे समझ में नहीं आता,

दिल के अन्दर झाँकने की रही इसकी कोई औकात नहीं
खुदा है क्या! ये सवाल सदियों से  विज्ञान को सताता,

तर्क वितर्क से खोजना चाहे ये सवालों के जवाब
कि हर सवाल में ही जवाब है, ये इसकी समझ में नहीं आता,

सराबों3 कि जुस्तजू में फ़िर्क--माश4 घूमता है ये
जिन्दगी इक सफ़र है मंजिल नहीं,
इब्तदा कोई इसकी कोई इम्तहा है ।।

वुसुअत--आफाक1 = अंतरिक्ष या ब्रम्हांड का विस्तार | जेहेन--इंसानी2 = मानव का मस्तिष्क | सराबों= मृगतृष्णा | फ़िर्क--माश4 = आजीविका की चिंता |

Monday, March 25, 2013

ऊपर वाले की काला बाज़ारी!!


ज़िंदगी है सबके पास
जी रहे हैं कुछ,
बाकी मौत के प्याले में
पी रहें हैं दुख,
अब तू ही बता ऐ परवरदिगार
ये जिंदगी क्यूँ देता है?
है डोर तो तेरे हाथों मे
इंसान तो बस अभिनेता है I
जब निर्देशक एक ही है
तो हर कहानी हिट क्यूँ नहीं होती,
क्या अब तेरे दरबार मे भी
पैसे के बदले किस्मत बंटती!!

H-Sutra of Corporate World - 3

The corporate world demands us to park our minds along the grey cross section of streets of honesty and corruption. 


It's we who decide if we want to take a turn and choose Black or White.


Saturday, March 23, 2013

H-Sutra of Corporate World - 2

If you come in time & leave in time, and you have a great salary....
You are doing no great..you just have a good Boss.

Friday, March 22, 2013

H-Sutra of Corporate World - 1

So you aren't famous in the office!!
Leave office just after two minutes the beautiful chick leaves and continue for a week....

You will be a topic of grapevine in no time :)

Friday, March 8, 2013

Bollywood Experiment - Rhyme#1: Tere pyaar me!!!


डूबा डूबा आजकल
डूबा डूबा रहता हूँ आजकल
डूबा सा रहता हूँ
तेरे प्यार में......तेरे प्यार में......तेरे प्यार में......

जीवन है इक डगर
मुश्किल है ये मगर
आसान लगे ये सफ़र
तेरे प्यार में......तेरे प्यार में......तेरे प्यार में......

धूप ही धूप है हर तरफ
प्यासा था मैं उम्र भर
पानी का एहसास है..
तेरे प्यार में......तेरे प्यार में......तेरे प्यार में......

कांटो से भरी life है
जीना यहाँ strife है
दिले फिर भी satisfied है
तेरे प्यार में......तेरे प्यार में......तेरे प्यार में......


Note: Do not miss the voice version.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Sending my curse!!

Preliminary warning: If you do not like this blog post, you have freedom to walk away and hang around other websites. There's plenty of material available online.


Today, I send my curse:

- To the people responsible for insane Hyderabad Bomb blast happened recently in the twin City.

- To a government who cannot provide a secure environment to its citizen.

- To the protesters for flocking the nation streets for women security/lokpal but ignore the continuous act of a deaf government for not taking appropriate measures for preventing situations like 26/11, 21/2 etc etc.

- To the great men (sometimes referred as son/daughter of god) for writing those thousand pages verses in such a difficult language and making it almost impossible/difficult for common human being to understand the meaning; and making it easiest for con men to spread a misinterpretation of those verses and misguide common people.

- To the intelligence agencies for just sending a note of warning to states every 15/30 days and take no preventive measures to stop the nonsense.

- To the people declaring that “They are safe and home” with a smiley on social networking website after a blast that killed more than 20 innocents.

- To the selfish one residing in each of our heart thinking about I, me and my.

- And finally to myself for the helplessness I feel in my soul of not able to do anything but write a blogpost and express my concern.

Secularism is not something that is found in the books of different countries, but it has to find a place in the heart and soul of each citizen, may be by flowing it into preliminary educational textbooks or any other suitable method.

This gives me a strong feeling that my previous post headline "Where religion stops, wisdom starts" has been proved true time and again. Is 'No religion" Or "Only one religion" can be the solution to world peace!!! I leave it upto my readers to decide.

My 5 Best post of 2012 and Seed behind them!!!


During my Blog reading session, I came across similar post on someone's blog. Now since I stole the Idea,I felt I should act as a mature blogger to add something creative from my end as well. Here I provide you the list of my best 5 posts (Based on my judgement) of 2012, with the seed behind those thoughts:

1. Where religion stops, wisdom starts!!!!!
This post was written after getting irritated with one of my acquaintances. 60% of the conversation actually happened, and 40% is fiction.

2. And I was overtaken by someONE!!!!!!!
The post is based on my experience with one of the strongest feelings - Jealousy. After writing this post, I implemented what I recommended and I actually regained my position.

3. बरखा का इंतज़ार!!!!
Two thoughts are responsible for this Poem. One being the kind of forecast our Met department was publishing during the first month of rainy season. Second being the zeal to write something similar to what we used to read during our School days.

4. The Dawn...I still await
The search of a unique idea ended up with this poem, telling the tale of a Criminal. You may find it inspiring from typical Hollywood/Bollywood tales :)

5. The song of Misfortune!!
Not very famous, but my favorite of all. This poem explains the sentiments of Kashmir and sings you how difficult it had been for Kashmiri people to go through last two decades with so much of action in the valley.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Creativity is the girlfriend of solitude!!!

I can't believe what my mind had been thinking this morning. New Year gave me a warm welcome with my mom and younger brother coming home visiting us in Hyderabad. While I went to pick them from Railway Station on my bike, I came back alone on bike followed by them in an Auto. The solitude morning ride showed its colors soon. 


The Auto Rikshaw's rear mirror had an impression of kiss (Off course an F Kiss) and that made my mind wander in the streets of fantasies. 

After traveling through various shops of illusions, my mind started wondering how this sign can be used for something productive (economically productive to be precise). My eyes looking at the various objects e.g. buses, cars, crossroads, divider, bikes, rikshaws. Then a thought came into mind what if a Car company starts promoting a car series with KBK concept. This special car series will have the original impression of Karina's kiss on both the front doors. And KBK stands for (Kiss by Karina). I am sure marketing world would look at it as a revolutionary idea.

Since the idea is documented now, it stands copyrighted by me :)

Wish you all a healthy 2013. Thanks for giving it a read.....do drop your views.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

||| इस नाचीज़ को इंसान कहते हैं |||

हर चीज़ के पीछे. कारण चाहिए,
हर बीज बोने पर पौधा चाहिए;
खून के बदले खून,
और प्यार के बदले प्यार चाहिए,
इस नाचीज़ को इंसान कहते हैं।

पुण्य भी करता है तो, पाप मिटाने के लिए,
मदद ये करता है, तो एहसान चढ़ाने के लिए
दावा करता है कि है ये निस्वार्थ,
उस दावे के पीछे भी इसका स्वार्थ होता है;
इस नाचीज़ को इंसान कहते हैं।

मुंह में राम, बगल में छुरी
धरम के नाम पर ये करता बातें बड़ी बड़ी;
मीठा बोलता है सामने से,
पीछे से छुरा भोंक के जाता है;
इस नाचीज़ को इंसान कहते हैं,
इस हैवान को आज भी इंसान कहते हैं।

Saturday, October 6, 2012

क्या करू, क्या लिखू आज, कुछ समझ न आया !!!

सोचा लिखू आज, कुछ दोस्ती के बारे में,
लेकिन वो दोस्त तो वक़्त पर कभी काम ही न आया;
फिर सोचा सुनाऊ कहानी पडोसी की,
जिसने दगा देकर अपना काम बनाया;
लिखना चाहा बगल में बैठी लड़की के बारे में,
पर फिर वो बेदर्द तमाचा याद आया;
फिर सोचा लिख दू आज अपने बॉस के बारे में,
जिसने इस साल appraisal में अंगूठा दिखाया;

क्या करू, क्या लिखू आज, कुछ समझ न
आया !!! 


Saturday, August 18, 2012

The experience of a different world

I don't know whether it was drug, wine with Mashuai, or sex, it was 11:30 am when I looked at the pendulum clock hanging on the right wall of this bedroom. One minute, Do I know this place? Though it is small but it had the royal traditional touch to it. It seemed to be a small guest room of a big palace. 

Before I could say anything, Sultan entered and addressed me with his natural soft voice, "Hemant!! How has been your sleep today? Take a shower, my mom has prepared some special breakfast for you". It felt nice to hear a familiar sound and voice in this unknown place. Before I could ask anything, Sultan closed the door and went away.

I was confused but happy to find Sultan here. Within minutes I was on the dining table. No girl came out, I saw only auntiji serving bread butter with chicken sausage.

I didn't want to ask Sultan about my whereabouts during last night in front of his mom, hence I had to keep mum during breakfast. After breakfast Sultan himself invited me on a drive around the place. We both came out. It was so hot outside, though their home was almost as cool as Pune during winters. After coming out, I looked at Sultan's home. It was almost a small palace. I still kept my curiosity on hold and waited for Sultan to come out of his garage with his Toyota Camry.


Finally I started, “Dude! I remember having loads of alcohol last night, I also remember my intimate moments with that German lady in her bedroom. But it’s difficult to recognize these strange roads here. It seems to be a very less populated place surrounded by desert like plains.” “Chill!!” Sultan replied and added further, “You were drunk and unconscious last night. You called me from hotel, I came and picked you up. I had no option but to take you home”.

I was least bothered about getting into details of last night. While we drove I saw a mountain range on one side of the road and a range of wadis with a good number of lush palm trees on the other side. Now the car was crossing an area with small market. It was a close aircraft hangar type structure, with ACs exposing from the walls. Sultan halted the car and we decided to take a look. Gush!!! It was a pottery market with beautifully crafted handmade items, from toys to pieces worth being a souvenir from this strange place. It was such a peaceful market, with shopkeepers sitting patiently and customers buying without any bargaining. A completely new, rather strange experience for me. I also observed women shopkeepers with their traditional dresses in the Muslim men-dominated society. It was definitely not Dubai.

“Sultan! How come you guys have ACs everywhere? At my place it’s a utility for rich people”, I asked with puzzled reaction. “Long story man!! Hold your patience. Your question will be answered”, he immediately replied with his natural chilling attitude. I was almost getting frustrated by his responses now. I bought few things for family and friends and Sultan happily paid the money, knowing that I didn’t have the specific currency of the village.

We came out and planned to have lunch at one of the coffee shop. Since both of us had good breakfast, we thought of going light. We ordered few kababs with Kahwa [traditional Omani Coffee].


It was indeed cool when we got into our car, Sultan intentionally left the car engine on so that it remained cool.

“Which place is this Sultan? You seem to be very familiar with this place. How far is the city?”, I asked. “This is the gate to Al-Dakhiliyah Region of Oman. We are located right in the middle of Al-Dakhiliyah Muscat”, Sultan responded with wisdom in his eyes and further added, “I drove you here last night, its 52 km away from the Main City of Muscat. Fanja is known as one of the famous farming towns of Oman Sultanate”. As we drove ahead, Sultan asked me politely if he could take a break at nearby Masjid for Asr [afternoon prayer], and I simply nodded my head. He requested me not to go far while roaming around the place, with strict instructions to not look at any woman.

While Sultan prayed, I roamed around and found an interesting structure. It was a very old building with three levels; however there was no staircase to go to the next level. It was creating a feeling of nostalgia, as if it was constructed during the time of British rule. It seemed to be a post which must have been used to keep an eye on rebels.

Sultan picked me up from the place and my guess was verified by his wisdom words. It was indeed a Post or a Tower for keeping an eye during British Rule on Middle East.

This was the second time he was performing prayer during that day. I felt a curiosity to ask him why he prayed so many times. I hesitantly asked the same question and it seemed as he was also as curious to answer as I was to listen to, he explained, “As per Quran, we Muslims pray five times a day. Fajr early in the morning, followed by Zuhr in Noon, Asr in the afternoon, Magrib after the sun-set, and Isha in late evening or at night. We must wudu [purify or wash] ourselves and recite these prayers facing Ka’bah in Mecca. Don’t you also recite prayers?”

His answer certainly increased my knowledge and made me wear a thinking cap, and I responded after a pause, “Yes, I do pray but I do it whenever I feel to do so. Though I belong to Hindu Religion; my faith is almost like an atheist.” He certainly respected my thoughts and further added, “Hemant, do you believe in peace?” I responded positively. He quickly reacted, “Then you are Muslim.”

He started pouring further wisdom after realizing that he had made a confusing statement, “if one lives in peace, promotes peace, does not harm anyone and keep the purest thinking, he is a MUSLIM. There's no need to read books or go through any religious ceremony, by following these few rules you are Muslim. The people who are involved in bomb blasts, killing etc. are not Muslim at all, since Islam does not allow such practices.” I appreciated his thinking about Islam and was amazed by the way he was explaining flyspecks of the religion.

As we drove ahead, we crossed the bridge, where I could see three young shepherds heading their flocks.


It was evening, as I rightly guessed, Sultan asked for another break for completing Magrib. Since it was a deserted area, he planned to perform the prayer at the roadside. And my impatient heart made my steps towards one of the building in a complete deserted area. As I moved along, I found something mysterious about the old building which was shining in the last red rays of sunset. Something was pulling me towards the building. I walked fast, faster and then I spotted someone moving towards the same building with a bag on his back. He was walking faster and didn’t hear when I greeted him from behind saying ‘As-Salamu-Alaykum’.

It was almost dark and I was right in front of that building. By this time, that man was swallowed by the dark and I decided to enter the building. As I entered, someone pulled me from behind and screamed, “Are you mad Hemant? I understand your curiosity as this is a new place, but don’t you dare roam around in my absence going forward.” It was Sultan. Suddenly, the soft voice had became harsh. None of us spoke for two minutes and Sultan broke the ice while asking me to see something while he switched on his mobile torch, “It’s illusion. See there’s nothing behind this wall. It looks like a building from a distance but there is actually a deep valley across the wall. I want to have some water now”.

Gush! if I would have taken two more steps, It might have been the last day of my life. I understood Sultan’s frustration, apologized, and thanked him for saving my life. Before I could ask about that mysterious man, Sultan added, “This place is known for paranormal activities. Some people say that many rebels were thrown into this valley during British rule. Forget whatever you have seen and let’s go home.”

As we drove along, I saw Sultan greeting everyone on the way. On asking him, he explained that this is the tradition in Oman to greet everyone you see when you come to a new village/place even if you don't know one.