Facebook status updates....

Are you doing it just for the sake of updating anything even if it is crap!!!!
Or you are doing it because you are getting bored!!!
Are you an attention seeker with no goal in your life!!!!
Or you are just trying to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend that you are still awake and they can call!!!!
Are you insane!!!
Or you are just trying to tell people that you are too sane!!!!

Yes it's a question to you Mr. X or Ms. Y.....I am fed up of seeing your status updates which have no meaning at all.....
This post is dedicated to all the deadliest/ugliest status updates on Facebook. Some of the examples are here:

-good night...........

-good morning....

-hello frnds koi hai... feelin bored  ~ as if we are your timepass material

-Hit the gym after months. Feeling good  ~ thank God...we were so concerned about your six packs

-Hii

-Happy Rakshabandhan... ~ duniya ka bhai hai ye

-Sleeping..... ~ We can hear you snoring.....

Trust me the guy below kept posting about the countdown and it is still on.....whatever it is but he is doing it religiously.....

-Only 10 days to go...... I am very excited now...
-only 9 days to go... Welcome 2012.....
-Countdown has began now.... only 7 Days to go..........

Pearls...

One more pic dedicated to this blog by a sweet friend of mine ~

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001021337802 - Thank You Smita

With love,
Hemant

Homo Sapiens!!!!!!

Human Being is Cruel...........

Human Being is rebellion

Human Being is Rude............



Human Being is Impulsive......





Human Being is Evil..............




Human Being is Hypocrite.....




Human Being is Selfish.........




Human Being is Jealous.........



Human Being is Pessimist......



Human Being is innovative.....




Human Being is Corrupt........

Human Being is Optimist.......

Human Being is Kind............




Human Being is Dreamer.......




Human Being is mechanical...




Human Being is Generous.....




Human Being is Honest.........


............................Homo Sapiens are the most vulnerable species on earth!!!!!!!!


Isn't it????????


With Love,
Hemant

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Is pyaar ko main kya naam doon!!!!

Beautiful and ugly

fast and googly,

Sweet and sour

exciting and bore,

Deep and shallow

filled and hollow,

Great and tiny

dry and rainy,

Is pyaar ko main kya naam doo!!!

The day I met you....

The day I met you, 

The world appeared different to me,

The day I met you,

The 'myself' appeared different to me,

Those simple words,

the way you looked at me,

Your simple attire,

the way you spoke to me,

That cute smile,

your innocent heart,

those deep eyes

were speaking a lot,

your inner thoughts,

expressed through eyes,

your emotions,

reflected in your smile,

when we shook hands,

I felt if, I have,

touched something I owned,

I also felt,

If I would never be alone,

An expression of trust,

was found in my eyes,

In my heart,

I  sensed flying kites,

your face kept shining,

like 500 watt light,

Words were not needed,

the silence was so right,

we found the connection,

in each other's sight

The day I met you, 

The world appeared different to me,

The day I met you,

The 'myself' appeared different to me,

The Strange Story!!!!!!

I was walking downstairs to the 4th floor of my home, where I saw Rishu Didi preparing her son for school. Rishu didi with wrinkles on her face now, she used to be the most beautiful girl in our family. With age, her wrinkles took over the beauty. I said, "Hi Di!!!! How's everything!!!" She replied, "Hey Money!!! Good morning..not that good, trying to cope with the life these days...u r going to office!!" To which I responded, "Yes....I think so..bye Abhi Beta...have a gr88 day at school". "Bye Chachu!!!!", he replied.

I walked downstairs again...on the 3rd floor of my home we have a huge hall, which we use for our different family functions. I saw everyone there....I touched my Nani's feet, and said Namaste to Vipin Uncle. 

I also saw Aarti my cousin very happy, applying mehndi on her hands. With her, my eyes also caught a glimpse of Khushi and Rinku..they were waiting for mehndi guy to get free from Aarti, so that they can also apply mehndi. I also identified three man sitting, sipping coffee. I enquired, and got to know that all these three man were husband to my three cousins: Aarti, Rinku and Khushi. It shocked me to the Everest; Aarti, Rinku and Khushi were looking quite elder than their original age, which convinced me that I was seeing them after a long time and they have already got married without my knowledge.  

I still remember those days when Rishu and I used to go around the streets of Delhi, shop and enjoy those eatery joints. Rinku and Khushi used to be so small kids, it seems to be impossible to forget the smile on their face, when I used to get chocolates for them. Life moves so fast... simple things always excite me limitlessly. Those things were so priceless, and that's why someone has rightly quoted that all the precious things in our life comes free of cost. With all these thoughts in my mind, I was trying to understand why everyone had gathered at my place, and got to know that it was Ishu's marriage today and everyone was here  to attend the same. 

I also spotted, my dadaji, he was reading an extract from 'Guru Granth Sahib', everyone was listening very carefully. There was a soothing silence in the temple we have on 3rd floor. I bent down my head in front of 'darbaar' and started moving ahead towards the lift. 

On my way from Temple to Lift, kitchen caught my eyes, in which I saw Mamta Mami, Seema mami, Sapna Mami, Raj Mami, Priya didi, Alpana Bhabhi and a couple of young bhabhi type faces. All were busy in cooking breakfast for almost 80 people who were gathered to attend Ishu's marrige. I passed a common regards to everyone, and as usual, everybody was interested to know when I was getting married. I ignored the question smiling, said bye and got into the lift to ground floor.

On the ground floor I saw the grocery shop of Ravinder Bhiaya, I bought a candy and headed to the place where my car was parked.

My guard handed over the keys of my Honda Accord and I started driving towards my office, with the music player on, this seems to be a song from new movie of Aryan Khan, the son of the great Shahrukh Khan. He does good acting, actually he has given a hatric of hit movies on a row and doing better than Sumit Bachhan, the grandson of Mr. Amitabh Bachhan, the greatest actor of Indian Cinema. 

Suddenly my music player switched to another song which sounded quite familiar, Yesss, I have used this song for 3 years as my alarm tone in my mobile phone. I had no idea why it was getting louder with each moment passing. It became so loud that I found it difficult to drive and put my hands on my ears, forgetting that I would lose the control of my car. My both the hands covering my ears, with my foot on break...and oh my god..I just skipped the road divider, my car had been spinning for 6 seconds when I saw that I was about to dash into a truck coming from the opposite side of the road.........

And here I was sitting on bed, with sweating from head to toe. Was it a dream!!!! Was it really a dream!!!! Rishu didi still looks the most beautiful and cheering, and what is this....none of my cousins have been married yet...I never owned a house with 5 floors!!!!! 

Time to drink water now....

Characters with current age: 

Rishu di 30 years old with her son Abhi 1 year old, Nani: 80 years old, Vipin Uncle: 55 years old, Mamta mami, Seema mami, Alpana Bhabhi, Priya di in their 40s, Sapna Mami in her 45s, Raj Mami in her 70s, Rinku: 14 years old, Khushi: 16 Year old, Aarti: 26 year old, Ishu (the groom): 6 Years old. Dadaji: May his soul rest in peace. He passed away 5 years ago and he was a great man. 

Me: 27 years old

For Men.....

Hey People,

Hope you had a nice weekend and great festive season......During my reading session on Saturday and Sunday, I actually read a lot. I started with reading 'The Great' Muhammad Ali's autobiography, followed by watching few real knock videos of the great boxer. Read how and why he was the most controversial sport person during his era and also got to know that he has been awarded the "Sportsperson of the Century" Award in 1999. 

Then I started reading about the latest killing of Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi. Which took me to reading about the life of some of world's most hated Dictators and I went back to read the history of Saddam, Hitler, Robert Mugabe, Omar Al-Bashir, Fidel Castro etc. I was not believing as if I am the same person who used to hate this subject (History) like anything, is today going into reading so much about history with a keen interest. I guess someone has rightly mentioned that no subject is boring, its just the way we would like to know that subject. 

Now, why I blogged today is that I just came across something during this extensive reading and found it quite interesting, at least for my age group, and that's the reason I titled this article as "For Men.....". This is not my creation and I am just posting it for the entertainment of people. Here we go with the piece by an unknown person:

26-27 is not a nice age for a man.... your ex-gfs are getting married , Your career has just started, Elders treat you as unproven theorems, College guys feel that you are too old to have in their group... You seem to enjoy both cartoon and news. You can no longer eat whatever you wish without putting on weight. You look like an ape if you don’t shave daily. You are not invited for weekend cricket matches . 

Every Aunt you meet asks “Shaadi kab kar rahe ho beta!!” while uncle asks “Career ka kya socha hai beta…”.. When the reality is that you are just riding the wave and going with the flow… You have all the confidence in the world but little achievements to show, You already have the first hand experience of the life , You know that whatever you have been taught about the world in schools has been sheer waste of time. 

You can be denied a job even after passing the test and you could be given a job if you know someone placed high enough… Politics till now was a dirty word but now you feel it everywhere. You know now love is not that blind and that friendship has its terms and conditions. .You know there is nothing for granted and free lunches are not free… Your overconfidence is now making way for a humble conscience....You now know it is not exactly what we thought it would be...

Keen to know your view on this short piece of 'someone' :)

Have a good one.

With Love,

Hemant

5000 Views of the Blog, and a Post dedicated to Friends...

This is the first time I am posting on achieving a milestone in my blogging career. Prior to this, I missed all the significant events of my internet space e.g. my blog-anniversary,50 Posts etc. 

I had been awaiting for this day for so long and finally it arrived. On 27 October 2011, my blog touched the 5000 views mark. It's glad to see it growing and now I know of the feeling when one's kid starts walking. It's amazing. I am thankful to all my viewers, followers, criticizers and everyone who has given me input in making this blog more beautiful and worth reading. Would like to mention some of my favorite posts till now:


Innovation is back...Welcome to the blogging world....
The Concept of Free World!!!!
All those days!!!!
I was her fifth.....
I still remember that starlit night...

I have decided to dedicate this post to all the friends who had been the part of my life and this journey towards becoming a better human being. I must consider myself lucky enough to be surrounded by few genuine friends always. Though, through the journey the set of these buddies kept changing but I was always lucky to have 'good' friends. These friends kept motivating me towards achieving the goals of my life. They had always been around, be it a crisis or a celebration. The best thing about being with them is that we can keep talking crap and crap is given attention and discussed seriously. 

If I rewind the cassette called life, it reminds me of few names like Mayank Nagia (a 3rd class buddy), Ravi Kapoor, Pooja, Ashish Mishra, Rishabh Saxena, Rinki, Satish Joshi, Dhiraj (Lala), Kishore, Vinay, Prashant Yadav. All these  people had been with me during my pre-graduation days. A new league of friends belong to the era when my actual career took off. Sandeep Singh, Tushar, Ravi Ramani and Swapnil Bhamre used to be my all time buddies. All of them are well settled now, including me :). 

Then I would like to mention few names who mean a lot to me. Harsh, Pushpanjali, Sumit and Mushfiq and that's it. Being with these four gives me comfort like anything. Though none of us similar and act opposite in our own individual way, but we gel really well whenever we are together. You may not believe but we had been able to manage a get together at least once in a month despite being busy in our own professional and personal life. Sometimes it's a hard believing fact that professional buddies can become so much personal friends that they start playing an important part in your life. I can look towards these faces, every time I am faced with challenges and constraints to overcome, and same applies to them.  

I still don't support the proverb "A friend in need is a friend indeed and I also don't find that Airtel advertisement "Kyuki har ek friend jaroori hota hai" exciting enough, because both these entities picturise friends as a materialistic personality who is either taking help, or helping you. My definition of friend is that they exist to be with you. You might not need them but they are still there to stand by you, whatever, wherever, and whenever it may be. 

Lastly, if you might have dropped by this post and read it completely by mistake. Do drop your take on the word called "Friend".

Thanks for reading me :)

With Love,

Hemant

My so called first piece written during 2009 September....

She told me not to be scared,

She told me not to be upset,

Then she whispered into my ears

to be calm and cool,

She was the first ray of sun that early morning.

तेरे बिन अब अच्छा लगे ये जहां....

फिर ना आना तू वापिस यहाँ,
तेरे बिन अब अच्छा लगे ये जहां..

तेरी यादों के अंधेरो
से बाहर आकर
मैंने अपनी इक दुनिया
बसा ली है,
तुझे पाने की चाहत
में निकला था मैं
तुझे खोना ही आदत
बना ली है
तुझे खोकर
है पाया ऐसा जहाँ,
की लगता है पाया
इक नया आसमान,

फिर ना आना तू वापिस यहाँ,
तेरे बिन अब अच्छा लगे ये जहां..

तेरी बातो के सावन
अब पतझड़ हैं लगते
तेरे आने की आहट
से दिल ना धड़कते
वो दिन चले गए
जब वो आखे समंदर थी
वो लम्हे गुजर गए
जब तुम सबसे सुन्दर थी
ये सुहाना है मौसम
हसीं ये सफ़र है
अकेले हैं तो क्या हुआ
नज़ारे गजब हैं
'खुश' है ये दिल
हसीं है समां

फिर ना आना तू वापिस यहाँ,
तेरे बिन अब अच्छा लगे ये जहां..